Harrogate - Heart

We’re Not Getting A Dog - A Show Mostly Not About Dogs - Harrogate Theatre

Date:
Sat 21 Feb 2026 7:45 PM - 7:45 PM

About We’re Not Getting A Dog - A Show Mostly Not About Dogs - Harrogate Theatre

By Sam Freeman

This is a story about passive aggressive letter writing, early morning jet washing and making a house a home. It’s about those who live, laugh and love meters from us, but who really, we barely know at all.

A couple run through the rain to catch a bus.
A man stares at a blank laptop screen in desperation.
A woman opens an envelope to find a photo inside.
A new house on a new street with new neighbours.

A roughly seventy-two minute show, read from a little black book, by a scruffy, bearded, glasses-wearing man in a red check shirt and black jeans who does not own a pressure washer. A new storytelling show** by Sam Freeman (Every Little Hope You Ever Dreamed, Every Time I Close My Eyes).

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